You know what the Midwest is? Young and restless.







this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

Who wears jeans to the beach? Useless


fucking thank you

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One thing I hate about being a woman is you can’t just hook up with guys you meet online. You have to analyze every interaction to guess if they’re the kind that might rape you, or murder you and throw you in a ditch. And if they do, you’re a big slutty moron because what were you thinking, going to a guy’s house just to fuck him? You expected it to be NSA and fun and consensual? Mwahahaha, nope. It will never be that simple for you.

I was feeling really down about being home alone on Saturday night until I looked out my window and saw two apartments lit up across the way and people being alone in them too. It made me feel better.

God, I love the city.


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How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

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 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

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The start of the school year in Ferguson was pushed back another week, to Aug. 25th. In the meantime, children are able to spend the day at the library or local churches. 

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