Sweet.

You know what the Midwest is? Young and restless.

ohnoifallinreverse:

seriouslyamerica:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Mitt I heard you have a 5 year plan 

You know who else had a 5 year plan?

motherfucking Stalin

Mitt I heard you have a binder full of women

You know who else had a binder full of women?

motherfucking Regina George

Mitt I hear you like trees and industry. 

You know who else liked trees and industry?

The goddamn Once-ler.

I don’t need any motherfucking thneeds, Mitt.

Motherfucking thneeds.

(via face-down-asgard-up)

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